George Bush is out jogging one morning and notices a little girl on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the little girl, Hannah, and says, "What's in the box, kid?"
Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
George Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans," says Little Hannah. "Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.
A few days later, George Bush is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead. George Bush says to Dick, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to little Hannah.
George Bush says, "Look in the box, Dick, now isn't that cute?
Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are." Little Hannah replies, "They're Democrats."
"Whoa!" George Bush says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well," Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."