Monday, November 21, 2005

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance: A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
(I've read this one a couple places lately; thought I'd pass it along as well)

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