Sunday, August 19, 2007


When my girlfriend left me it was
the happiest day of my life;
Now if only the same darned thing
would happen with my wife.

Seems that putting things off too long
always leads to sorrow;
I need to stop procrastinating...
gonna start tomorrow

A kitchen can have too many cooks
but never enough cutting boards;
They’ll spoil the broth, cut their fingers
and cause culinary discords.

So you think you have a chance
with that girl at the bar?
Man, I reckon you’re only as old
as she thinks you are.

I could let you all believe
I worked real hard on this song;
fact is, I’m just making it up
as I go along.

Stephen Brooke©2007

notes toward another silly song...the order of stanzas is quite random

1 comment:

Bob said...

Lol, I love the stanza about the girl at the bar... excellent!