adventures in dysthymia

Monday, March 28, 2011

MEAN MARY BLUES
(a parody of Mean Woman Blues)

I got a niece, mean as she can be
I got a niece, mean as she can be
I know that she's a whole lot meaner than me

Plays so fast her hands a blur
No one plays as mean as her!

I got a niece, mean as she can be
I know that she's a whole lot meaner than me

She dyes her hair Elvis Black
Makes her meaner, that's a fact!

I got a niece, mean as she can be
I know that she's a whole lot meaner than me

Got a banjo, a fiddle too
No telling what that kid'll do

I got a niece, mean as she can be
I know that she's a whole lot meaner than me

Stephen Brooke ©2011

No more than a little throw-away parody, written with my talented niece, Mean Mary, in mind.

The internet has been very frustrating lately. Extremely slow and erratic via dial up and various pages simply have not been working for me, like my Excite mail and Twitter. Sometimes I feel like moving even further into the boonies and getting a manual typewriter...or a quill pen.

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