Were I a Klingon, I would adore
the Duras sisters, Lursa, B'etor.
But being human, I know the score --
one would be lethal, two even more!
In every Vulcan, hidden away
is a Romulan -- there she'll stay.
There's the pointy-eared devil to pay
if they let her come out and play!
Ferengi women go quite nude
but it's not considered lewd,
nor is it even one bit rude.
It's the law -- they could be sued!
On star ships, men voyage far and near,
meet women quite unlike the ones here.
Blue or green, clad scanty and sheer --
Alien women, the final frontier!
Stephen Brooke ©2011
Yep, a poem inspired by Star Trek. If you could call this inspiration.