If I daydream of a threesome —
me and the co-anchor and the weather girl —
it is meaningless and, as they say,
only human. Hey, I’m older
than the two of them put together.
That won’t keep me from tuning in
at Five-thirty every evening,
though I could watch reruns of Xena
then. She and Gabrielle certainly work too.
Stephen Brooke ©2018
pretty obviously (I should hope) not serious poetry